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Space Rogue's Whacked Mac Archives |
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This is a collection of some of the lame/stupid/funny/etc. mail that I have recieved, regarding the Whacked Mac Archives. Unfortunatly alot of the good stuff was lost recently due to a hard drive crash which is one of the reasons I decided to start this collection. I'll be adding to it over time as more of this crazy mail comes in. It is provided here, in chronological order, for your ammusement and as an example of what NOT to send as mail lest you be added to the list. I have made no changes to the letters except for the email names or other identification means. I have left the domain names alone so you can see where the majority of them come from. Enjoy. | ||||||
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From: EVERYIDIOT@aol.com I really want to be a hacker or cracker what ever you know my
real screen ----- Lemme guess, you just rented Hackers didn't you? From: Tiger WhAt Th3 FuX RoNg wItH tH3 fTp S3Rv3r ??? ----- NuTin. WhAt iS RoNg w|t U? O 5h|T! \/\/ |-| /\ T |s \/\/Ro|\|g
w1T |\/|e? ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Feeeww, I almost got infected
there. That was close. Jeez I hope there are no lasting side aff3ct5. From: whiz@hotmail.com hello.. ----- It is stored in a jar of phormaldhyde in a locked safe deep in
the basement of the National Science Foundation. It is stored
there for study in the future when we will have the technology
to understand it. From: Tennessee Williams Dear Whacked, ~Tennessee Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I would have never
realized that the user limit was to low, or that the site was
to slow unless you had mentioned it. Thank you so much. I am indebted
to you forever. From: John Could you please tell me how to download the files from the FTP
server i THANKS ----- Ahhhh, try clicking your mouse where it says 'FTP'. From: kindred G'day, I was woundering if you had or if you could please make a decimel
hacker, so Regards, p.s. if your going to send any files could you please e-mail them
to: ----- What the hell are you talking about? A decimal hacker? What the
hell is that? Might you possibly be confused with binary? And
dude you need a real account if you have to go through that mess
to recieve files. They must have some pretty good dope down under,
sounds like you've smoked quite a bit of it. From: Jack I'm pretty good at hacking shareware codes... but AOL is harder.
If ---- Yeah, AOL is wicked hard man. I don't know of anyone who has hacked
it yet. Good luck man. From: Susan Ok what this mail message comes down to is, i want information
on ---- You just don't get it do you? From: liquid@wahoo.netrunner.net Your Spelling Sucks. ---- Thanks. I ame to pleze. From: Goon@aol.com CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE ANY MAC WAREZ ROOMS ARE??? I WOULD GREATLY BEST REGARDS, ---- Warning: You have ventured beyond the walls of AOL. If you do
not return to AOL immediatly you will be shot! This will be your
only warning. From:IDIOTLOAD54@aol.com i can't find your files i look and look and look,but i still cant
find ---- God damn, How many times do I have to say it, STOP USING NETSCAPE!
Yes, the Virii will infect your system the second you insert the
CD or download the files. jeez. They are COMPRESSED! From: Hello8765@aol.com call me a retard,but i can't find the files of WMA and i tried
for a really ---- Ok, your a retard. From: Fake Merrill where are all the files i cant find any ---- On the autumnal equinox the moons light will shine through the
hole in the rocks and guide you to the files. From: NOHNE@aol.com Please Help ME!!!! ---- And how exactly should I do that? From: matt1234@aol.com i love you you are so cool but are you fat ---- Yeah, I've been meaning to excersise. From: Lane Nimrod I have had your www site on my bookmark list for about a year
and -I submit that the answer to both of those questions is a resounding
-ace miller the lady killer ---- Yeah, you discovered my secret. Its all a front. A secret plot
to take over the world. Mwahahahaha. From: "showme" Spacerouge, I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO HACK!!!!!! MAVERICK Thanks for sharing. From: Allen would u happen to lknow where i can get something that turns my
newton ---- Try Radio Shack. From: cole CAN YOU SEND me a hacker program for mac that you can Make fake acounts or make virusis!!! Please reply~!!!! oh yeah Do you have any fake accounts for any thing??????!! ---- Just call us "Fake Accounts R Us" Date: Sun, 30 Jun 1996 07:09:10 -0700 can you guys please send me somethin like a hacker startin kit
or tell me how to start to hack. --- Sure, the starter kit is located on the FTP site, jeeezz. --- Date: Sat, 29 Jun 1996 22:05:12 -0700 hay Space Rogue, He is : 12 and has a brother (Chris)[older] and a sister (sabrina)
[younger] --- Hmmm, maybe I should charge him for this service? bwahahaha From: meat@axcess.com Maybe you can help... Is there any doc that decribes how to hack html passwords? --- Ahhhh, HTML is a language, it doesn't have passwords. From: Anonymous ARE YOU HACKERS??? --- You need more than help dude. From: Lance Diode this kinda sucks because u can only have 3 users get more --- Let me run down to the corner store and buy some for you. From: 104444.1111@compuserve.com I am new here. I am interested in hacking and I don'y know much.
I wondered if you could tell me what I need to know and tell me
how to get telnet. Please write back explaining this to me. Thanks. BUTTER FINGER --- How to get telnet? Yeah, you are new. From: getit how do i get it? --- Get what? From: Some guy Sorry to bug you, but what's a DNS? --- Notice the date in the previous message. Me thinks he needs a
new battery. From: Mike Could you please tell me what a war dialer is? -TheGetAClue The Truth is Out There Clueless@mail.calypso.com --- You mean some people have never seen War Games ? From: "Ah Huh" explain pleez --- Explain what? From: newbie@aol.com ton thad be cool just wundering if this iz even going to --- Congratulations. How did I become the very first E_Mail this guy
sent? From: XXX@service1.uky.edu I am going on vacation the first week of April and desperately
need a --- How does Mac software = fake ID's? From: ???@intac.com I am not the usual lamer that asks for programs. I am not even
an --- You sure sound like the usual lamer to me. From: IMLAME@eworld.com OH i had got in...just knocked out! You know it was so cool! I
really loved --- Ummm, yeah. Dude, go smoke something. Chill, OK? From: Reality@eworld.com if i like some of them i'll give u money for more stuff --- Yeah, we can do biz. Meet me in the alley at midnight. From: Reality@eworld.com please send me some hacking stuff for mac... --- Does this look like Taco Bell? From: TUPUS@aol.com I have looked at the MAC files, but how do you download them?
That would be --- I guess most people don't realize that there is a helava lot more
to the net than Netscape. From: IMLAME@eworld.com I can never access your ftp...anyway where could I access the
hacking files --- If you really did learn quickly you wouldn't be sending this E_Mail.
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